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Things that make you go Hmmmmmmm...
Time to lighten things up around here...
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just go buy dinner?
If Corn Oil is made from Corn and Vegetable Oil is made from Vegetables, what is Baby Oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean morality comes from morons?
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try to sing those 2 songs?
Why do they call it an Asteroid when it's outside the Hemisphere, but call it a Hemmorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he get's mad at you but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
Why is a "Bra" singular and "Panties" plural?
C'mon.... add to them!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just go buy dinner?
If Corn Oil is made from Corn and Vegetable Oil is made from Vegetables, what is Baby Oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean morality comes from morons?
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try to sing those 2 songs?
Why do they call it an Asteroid when it's outside the Hemisphere, but call it a Hemmorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he get's mad at you but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
Why is a "Bra" singular and "Panties" plural?
C'mon.... add to them!
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Permalink Reply by Jared Quigg on
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why is the dime smaller than the nickel and worth more, when the nickel is far more bigger than the dime and worth less?
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Permalink Reply by Mike/WC77 on
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Why is it that children can't read the Bible, or pray in school, but when they grow up, they can do both in prison?
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haha
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Permalink Reply by IndyTim on
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Why is it we "take a dump"? In reality, aren't we actually leaving it?
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Permalink Reply by WJM on
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What year did Jesus think it was?
I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Why do lawyers always smile more than their client?
Motto of the National Institute of Pancakes: “Fuck waffles.”
Why do doctors call what they do “practice”?
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
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Permalink Reply by Kirsten on
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The automatic bread slicer was invented in 1928 so I'm presuming the question can be augmented to "what was the best invention before 1928". In that case, it's be a toss-up between fire and the wheel. Being a motorsport fan I'd vote for the wheel. Or coffee... :-p
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Permalink Reply by Lance on
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Mike/WC77,
Students can read the bible and pray in school. School officials cannot lead the school in an organized prayer. There is a moment of silence everyday at every school that give students time to pray as well as any other time classes aren't going on, like prior to eating lunch for example.
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Lance, we could go back, & forth all day on how I belive our civil rights have been shit all over the last decade, or so. However, thats just one of the brazillion things that makes me go hmmm...so I listed it. Not trying to cause any controversy.
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