A FEW POINTS TO REMEMBER:
1. Just remember.......if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
2. When the chips are down,the buffalo is empty.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
8. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!
11. Eagles may soar but WEASELS DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
12. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.